I’m officially changing my byline to Aleksandra Corwin, shedding my ultra-ethnic maiden name, Kulczuga. I know you will miss having to pronounce all those consonants. Now that I’ve told the internets about it all those long-lost junior high school crushes can track me down. There’s no “x” in the Polish language, hence the "ks” spelling. My parents didn’t just make this up to be difficult.The ks still gives me away as a 100% Polish girl. Next time you go to Poland and find you want to write an audacious note to the girl across the café from you, tell her you find her seksy, and find her dazzled with your erudition and cultural sensitivity.